What women want...I think. Prt1

We've all heard this question being asked again and again, be it in movies, songs or even some random online rant by a want to be know it all, of which there are loads. But after spending some 20 something odd years trying to figure out that very question, I recently had a break through (even if it was brought about through lack of sleep and watching one too many rom-coms).
So here is my pristine, state of the art, eye opening conclusion; Men will never truly understand women.
Ok, maybe that's not as earth shattering and mind blowingly astounding, or even brand new information but it is the unabashed truth. If you were reading this and hoping for a center spread article giving you concrete, indisputable information which would get you that girl you've been pining over, then I do have to apologise, but your hopes may have been a tad high. Come on, what did you expect? We're in the year 2010, global warming is seeming more and more a reality (not to mention this mystical acid rain they keep telling us about), gadgets James Bond used are becoming everyday tools and 11 year olds are using ipads in schools, but yet still, us members of the male species still have no idea what the women in our lives really want.
But I digress, relax, there's hope. Everyday there are more scientific break throughs and just maybe one day some super clever test tube jockey will finally prove that women are from Venus.

Ok, on a more serious note though, here is what I have come to understand; women don't just want one thing. They want and need a plethora of things from us men but I'll boil them all, like a good french chef into a nice bite size portion.

Women don't want to worry about you.

That's pretty much the crux of it. The less a girl or woman has to worry about the better your relationship with said female will be. If you notice, with your Mother, growing up she calls and complains and advises you constantly but the older you get the fewer the calls become. That is, until you reach the point when your the one calling. (Well there are some exceptions for those whose mums NEVER stop worrying but they should be used to that by now). The reason for the reduction in calls and ever so enjoyable nagging sessions is because the older you get, hopefully the better you get at taking care of yourself. So your relationship starts to become more of a friendship and she doesn't have to worry so much anymore.

Well I will go on but I seem to be running out of space here so please tune in next time for more from me...part 2 coming right up.